Total Medals Earned: 366 (From 78 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,160 Points
Medals Earned: 7/9 (60/90 points)
Talk to your brother.
Try to enter the house.
Get the axe.
Pull the switch.
Talk to the suspicious caravan.
Burn down all the houses.
That was a weird game.
Visit my world wide website.
Cut down all of the trees.
Medals Earned: 3/13 (20/350 points)
Reach Level 5.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete Act 1.
Complete Act 2.
Reach Level 10.
Complete Act 3.
Complete Act 4.
Reach Level 25.
Reach Level 50.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/100 points)
There's not always a light on the other end.
Finish Monday.
Finish Tuesday.
Finish Wednesday.
Finish Thursday.
Finish Friday.
Medals Earned: 2/19 (15/355 points)
Poor Ren...
Oodles of noodles and... stuff.
No whine and dine! Just dining.
Food coma galore.
Warm and savory stew.
Chicken and pasta! Delicious.
With pesto and tomatoes!
Noodles and lettuce?
Stir-fried with... stuff.
Soup. With... stuff.
Yummy, yummy noodles.
Hearty and filling.
It's not alive!
Nora's Favorite.
Crispy and crunchy, yet chewy.
Easy and delicious to eat!
Lots to eat! Meat, meat, meat.
Soft and full of meaty goodness.
Cooking up a frenzy!
Medals Earned: 6/16 (135/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
Push the hardest.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/170 points)
Complete Story Mode
End a level with a full supply of acorns
Smash three obstacles before touching the ground
Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode
Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty
Complete Story Mode without dying
Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)
Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)
get to lvl 9
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 15/20 (225/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Play over an hour
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 3/9 (85/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 2/14 (50/370 points)
Your fate is sealed.
Racing toward fate.
Your journey is over.
There were no survivors.